Friday, August 19, 2011

The pains of being bored at heart.

Welcome back loyal followers! I haven't posted an actual blog with words in a minute so what better day than today? Trouble is, I am kind of drawing a blank here. What's good? Mass Effect? I got nothing. Maybe I should go lie face down in an empty bath tub covered with a mattress and just lay there for a while. Nothing gets those gears moving like a good ole' natural hallucination! Self-driven madness might be the ticket.

No, no. I feel as though I am becoming fully complacent, which is odd considering that lately I have been accomplishing things on a small scale. The creativity is waning I guess. It's terrible really when you think about it. I am all of 25 and my juices are drying up at the moment. BLAME THE INTERNET!

You know what would be cool?

So, I have this idea for a photo shoot thing I want to head up that involves zombies, professional make-up artists (all you lucky ladies within my group of friends who excel at this sort of thing), some destruction, and some bright lights.

I want to do semi-cinematic photo shoot once the leaves start changing color and would need roughly 20 bodies who are willing to waste some time with me and my camera. Keep this in mind people. I will provide pizza and beer when things are said and done. Deal?

Ok, back to me being complacent. I may have been harsh. I actually feel like I'm doing some shit lately. I mean hell, I did a an actual shoot with a band Sunday(Preview shot is in my previous post). This week has been boring and having a broken pinky toe didn't help. *Side note: My toe has all but healed up since Sunday, which is insane considering that it was a spreading, swollen purple mass yesterday morning and now it is just a little larger than normal.*

It is my lack of writing that is beginning to drive me insane. UUUUGGHHHHHHHH!

On the positive side of things, I will be eating BBQ tonight, Sam has given a new found love for Jay-Z that I did not know existed and Dragon*Con is only a few weeks away. I have been growing a mustache for close to a month already and have two weeks worth of growth ahead. My Luigi will be superb. If you people go to this and don't dress up, you are totally missing out. Case in point: I went for like four years before I ever dressed up and had fun. I dressed up last year and I believe I may have found the meaning of life in those three days. Do yourself a favor and cut up some boxes, make a Lego costume and go ham. Or get asked if you are dressed up as hipsters again. Either way I will still think you are cool but will probably keep my distance during the festivities.

I guess this goes to the next part of Dragon*Con I need to figure out. How are we going to get booze in the Marriott. I can not afford that retarded bar again this year. While I may spend a nice sum of money there hanging out with every one's favorite jheri-curled bartender at SKYBAR, I am more interested in sneaking a nice large bottle of vodka and/or, your favorite frat buddy, Jagermeister into the festivities and letting the mayhem ensue. I guess only time will tell. Expect an awesome, two to three day late photo update that week.

-Yours truly, T-Pizzle.
 ADIOS TURD NUGGETS!

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