Hello world. Today has been just about the slowest day since I started my new position at work. With all of this extra time I have read about Glenn Beck comparing the victims of of the recent shootings in Norway to the Hitler Youth, a few separate indecent exposure arrests, an excerpt from Diablo Cody's memoir about not judging people by their looks (which was surprisingly funny and disturbing), and lastly, Herman Cain being able to dish it but definitely not take it. Pretty interesting stuff huh? Not really. Well, the Diablo Cody part was pretty damn funny and I can never get enough of drunk, naked people caught in awkward positions.
On a side note: Who the fuck pays attention to Glenn Beck? Seriously? Who takes this guy for his word on anything? I'm assuming American flag wearing mall walkers and I sort of feel for them because they are, for lack of a better description that won't make me sound like too much of an ass, American flag wearing mall walkers. Other than this dwindling group of bat-shit crazies, who else is taking this guy for his word? I would like to actually sit down with one of these people and try to have an honest to god intelligent conversation about life. I have yet to meet one of these people. Are they all closet Glenn Beckites waiting for the end of the world because no one claims to actually listen to his rhetoric and dude is effing HUUUUGE!
Alright enough about that. Yesterday, after I gave the spice a whip, I cleaned my apartment and played LA Noire till my eyes burned and then became bored. After this I watched Tyler Perry and reality game shows. All the while my camera is sitting on the table collecting dust. I somehow could not find the enthusiasm to get up and go to a busy corner and just take pictures. Instead I enjoyed how unfunny Mr. Perry is and some new show with Howie Mendell that rips The Price Is Right. I was mostly tired and wanted to just lay around and be lazy but looking back today, I could not justify this at all.
Starting today, in the year of our lord, July twenty-seven, twenty-hundred and eleven, I shall take at the minimum, one picture a day and then upload it the next. So yeah, if anyone has a copy of Photoshop for Mac that they would be so kind to contribute to the Trailer's Trash for Underprivileged Adults Fund then I will be in debited to you and one day take your wedding photos if, at that point, I have reached peak performance levels. If I have not then I will gladly drink jager-bombs with you and your friends and play Misfits covers and sing as out of key as you can stand. That is a deal if I have ever seen one people so spread the word to your friends because with only one follower thus far, I definitely need help here.
So to tie it all together so nicely, tonight I will pick up the most wonderful of women, eat the best chicken parmigiana that has ever graced these lips and then after a brief calm, head to MJQuzie, camera in hand, belly full of booze and attempt the art of party. Wish me luck.
PS: Sam Starke takes way better pictures than me, but I am determined to win.
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