Hello social network addicts! Welcome to my blog, "Trailer's Trash". My name is Michael and I will be your host of the show. Your journalist in the street. The cell mate that spoons you during cold nights. YOUR REPTILIAN OVERLORD! I will take you on a journey through my misadventures and maybe.... just maybe, you will smile and come back salivating for more.
Yes, I will show you through photographic evidence, how enduring it is to be me. Now, I know what your saying. "WTF IZ THIS GUY TALKIN' 'BOUT?!" Honestly, I'm not all that sure myself. But, fear not! I got a new-used camera and I want to learn how to use it and I bet that through trial and error of taking countless, countless pictures and my cynical wit and the fact that I hold all you turds in such high esteem that this might turn out to be a pretty alright party. Yadig?
Anyway, there's some fun outings coming up this weekend.
-Dare are deez two fine ass honeys I'll be taking tasteful pictures of tonight (maybe)
-A punk rock show for a cd release for local a local band on BRAD'S GANG RECORDS!
-A gypsy carnival that CHRIST,LORD is playing and there's gonna be a human petting zoo.
-Lastly, Its the damn birthday of the greatest cuntry to ever grace God's green planet, there is bound to be a least one keg stand somewhere right?
So yeah, keep your pants on and I will do some uploading as soon as shit hits the fan. Word.
-Trailer!
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